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A woman can bring a man life, even if he is almost dead. She can give him sex and make him alive again. If she were to refuse, he would die! If there were no women around, their semen would kill men. Did you know that? Women make it possible for them to live. Women ave something so good that if a man takes it and moves about inside it, he climaxes and is sustained.
Sex, Love, and Wealth among the Ju/wasi
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J: You know what you're getting with a circumcised penis. With one that isn't, it's a surprise.
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funkdatnoise:

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is this real life?

funkdatnoise:

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is this real life?

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Just because I don’t support gay marriage, doesn’t mean I’m homophobic.

One of my friends is gay, and we get along pretty well. If I have a gay friend, then that pretty much tells you I’m NOT homophobic.

I went to West Hollywood today, walking on Santa Monica Blvd. On my purse (more like a bag,…

What a dumb bitch. Ugh, I hate conservatives. The anti-gay marriage conservative is the same idiot that thinks the human body is shameful and “disgusting”. Really? You’re the reason this country isn’t reaching its full potential. Quit keeping America down and open your mind. Cut the Christian bullshit already and open your eyes. There is nothing dirty or shameful about sex, nudity, or homosexuality.

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Ugh, come on!! You try to take a cute picture and came out with this?

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Ugh, come on!! You try to take a cute picture and came out with this?

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wellthatsjustgreat:

mrheywire:

Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog as portrayed by my woman and myself respectively.

Muppet Monday Part II There is a fine line between clever and, “Wauuughhh!!!! What the &$@$ is that!?! Run! Hide the children!  I’ll fend off these creatures as long as I can!  Tell Sally I loved her!”  Ag
Oh no..

wellthatsjustgreat:

mrheywire:

Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog as portrayed by my woman and myself respectively.

Muppet Monday Part II There is a fine line between clever and, “Wauuughhh!!!! What the &$@$ is that!?! Run! Hide the children! I’ll fend off these creatures as long as I can! Tell Sally I loved her!” Ag

Oh no..

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Gay, Fag, Retarded

audreylynne:

I hate it when people use those words to describe something stupid. It really gets on my nerves. Don’t be foolish and don’t be an idiot.

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ok i have 50 questions to answer….

ihatethismess:

question spam coming up. i wont answer all 50 though.

One of my biggest tumblr petpeeves. I wish they’d get rid of this stupid question thing already.

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Left anonymously in formspring.

Sincere answer:

I call no one. No one calls anyone anymore. It’s a texting world.

I write a shitload. Hence the blog. Your argument is invalid.

I send flowers to no one until I fall madly, stupidly in love with them and feel confident they even want the…

HELLO just don’t ever send carnations or red roses. ALWAYS send flowers. Girls ALWAYS want pretty flowers.

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fuckyeahkissing:

10/31/09Taken the night we became “official.” This boy has changed my life in so many ways, and I’m happy to say that 8.5 months later, he still makes me feel on top of the world. :D


This is the best picture you could find to brag about your relationship? Really?

fuckyeahkissing:

10/31/09
Taken the night we became “official.” This boy has changed my life in so many ways, and I’m happy to say that 8.5 months later, he still makes me feel on top of the world. :D

This is the best picture you could find to brag about your relationship? Really?

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Made in Brazil
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makemagic:

circletheearth:

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Hahahahaha bitches like this need to die

makemagic:

circletheearth:

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Hahahahaha bitches like this need to die

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fuckyouverymuch:

We make cupcakes.

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fuckyouverymuch:

We make cupcakes.

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