October 2010
2 posts
“A woman can bring a man life, even if he is almost dead. She can give him sex...”
– Sex, Love, and Wealth among the Ju/wasi
J: You know what you're getting with a circumcised penis. With one that isn't, it's a surprise.
August 2010
5 posts
sleepy head: I was called a bitch because I don't... →
Just because I don’t support gay marriage, doesn’t mean I’m homophobic.
One of my friends is gay, and we get along pretty well. If I have a gay friend, then that pretty much tells you I’m NOT homophobic.
I went to West Hollywood today, walking on Santa Monica Blvd. On my purse (more like a bag,…
What a dumb bitch. Ugh, I hate conservatives. The anti-gay marriage conservative is the...
July 2010
5 posts
Gay, Fag, Retarded
audreylynne:
I hate it when people use those words to describe something stupid. It really gets on my nerves. Don’t be foolish and don’t be an idiot.
ok i have 50 questions to answer....
ihatethismess:
question spam coming up. i wont answer all 50 though.
One of my biggest tumblr petpeeves. I wish they’d get rid of this stupid question thing already.
Well That's Just Great: You don't call, you don't... →
Left anonymously in formspring. Sincere answer: I call no one. No one calls anyone anymore. It’s a texting world. I write a shitload. Hence the blog. Your argument is invalid. I send flowers to no one until I fall madly, stupidly in love with them and feel confident they even want the…
HELLO just don’t ever send carnations or red roses. ALWAYS send flowers. Girls ALWAYS want...
June 2010
6 posts
Having a Bad Name
You can blame your parents for this one. Apparently, your first name can drastically influence how successful you are and, yes, even how attractive people consider you. According to a study of 6,000 people, men named Michael, James and David are the clear winners, with all three placing in the top ten for Most Successful, Luckiest, and yes, Most Attractive names. George and Paul on the other hand?...
“She was shameless, slim, nineteen and agressive. She destroyed egos by the score...”
– Catch-22, Joseph Heller
May 2010
6 posts
Watch
Woman With Two Vaginas
Watch Seinfeld Online Season 2 Episode 9 The Deal →
When Jerry and Elaine come across naked people while watching TV, they discuss whether or not sex between friends can actually work. George thinks that it could never work, but he is amazed after Jerry and Elaine lay down rules for their new friends with benefits type relationship. However, their new relationship begins to fail when Elaine’s birthday nears.
1 tag
April 2010
10 posts
HowStuffWorks "February 6 Birthday Astrology" →
HowStuffWorks "May 11 Birthday Astrology" →
tempest in a teacup: "There's nothing I can't... →
Remy Ma said it best. There’s nothing wrong with the boys who aren’t living the magnum lifestyle, I actually prefer those, but please, don’t be overachievers, boys. There’s no need for you to wear a baggy magnum. There’s also no need for you to leave the gold wrapper on the dresser so it gets seen…
February 2010
6 posts
I want to have relations with a boy with a super...
I'm listening to the Chris Brown Mixtape...
because the black people on twitter said it was crack. Boy, how they love their late night trending topics.
3 tags
I want you to be mine!
never forget.
“Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they...”
– Camille Paglia. (via mfs)
WatchFor goodness sake.
January 2010
16 posts
Dear Females,
-catch22:
daniellefaith:
I’m speaking to females in this because ya’ll are the ones who I see do this. Anyways, you guys tend to make lists of what you want.
i.e:
tall
intelligent
rich
dress nicely
whatever race you like
and then you get detailed; he’s gotta be …
into the same music as you
like the same food
play the same sports
dress in a way that compliments your style
Catch my...
Watch
An Expensive Girlfriend | Video | MTV →
I totally want a boyfriend that will spoil me…but that isn’t as ugly as “tommy”. ew.