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Sincere answer:

I call no one. No one calls anyone anymore. It’s a texting world.

I write a shitload. Hence the blog. Your argument is invalid.

I send flowers to no one until I fall madly, stupidly in love with them and feel confident they even want the…

HELLO just don’t ever send carnations or red roses. ALWAYS send flowers. Girls ALWAYS want pretty flowers.